Title: Welcome Home.
Author: daidetre
Pairing: DiexToshiya
Rating: G

Comment: I swear I'm inspired by the weirdest things. Yesterday, I was speaking to a friend on MSN and, of course, she asked how my day was. And so I said "It was interesting. A mix of good and annoying."
And then this ficlety thing came out of somewhere. xD

It's mushy but I think it's cute. And I don't think there's even any swear words .___. How strange.
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( Read more. )

Title: Faltering Smile, Seductive Repose. Chapter Two: Infamy.
Author: daidetre
Pairing: DiexKaoru
Rating: PG for this chapter, NC-17 overall.

Summary: Kaoru Niikura has built his life on being popular, content living in the bubble of fake friends and high status, caring solely for his own interests. The school's newcomer, Daisuke Andou, is a strange and silent boy, avoided by the other students from day one, labeled a freak for his lack of a voice.

The two should never mix, but of course, fate has other ideas, intent on turning bursting the bubble and turning their lives upside down.

Comment: This chapter is quite long xD And is mostly rambling. (*lol. That's not really a good advert, is it?)
This chapter is amazing. Read it. (That's much better. :3)
Basically, by the end of this month, this story must be finished, with a word count of 50,000. (hence the rambling and length) It is currently at 5924... I need to write today to get it up to at least 6,670. Accursed NaNoWriMo.
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( Chapter Two - Infamy.  )

Title: No Rest for the Wicked
Author: daidetre
Rating: PG-13
Pairing: diexkaoru

Summary: He was going to see people get eaten alive whether he liked it or not. The dark-haired man didn’t like it, not one little bit, but he couldn’t admit to his lover that he hated those films, he couldn’t admit to his friends that he was a huge wimp and even the lamest horror movies gave him nightmares.

Comment: Written for week four of DxK Oktoberfest.
I am basically Kaoru in this xD I don't really have much else to say. It was fun to write and maybe I'm better suited for horror than romance. 

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( This is Halloween.  )

Title: Amai to Nigai, Chapter One.
Author: daidetre
Pairing: DiexKaoru
Rating: PG for this chap.

Summary: Kaoru has left his life behind, only to find it somewhere else.

Comment: For week three of Oktoberfest. 
I'm not really sure how well this has come out. I started off enthusiastic and then lost the drive to continue. Just because I'm kinda... crap at writing. xD So hopefully, it's all spiffing but I don't have beta readers because I don't like changing things and no one apart from me has read the whole thing. And I am currently in a bad mood. BUT IT'S FINISHED. And now I can relax.
If you feel that I shouldn't continue, tell me. I have ideas for other chapters but I don't know if this is interesting enough to really run with. I was intending to get all chapters done but obviously, I haven't. 
I'd like to say sorry to Kaoru. 
And the title means Sweet and Bitter. :3  
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( distance. )

Title: Paparazzi
Author: daidetre
Pairing: DiexKaoru
Rating: R?

Summary: I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me.

Comments: Written for week two of the D/K Oktoberfest.
I'm not sure if this is decent... or meriting a R rating. I've not really written smut before, so be nice?
What else can I say, except Kaoru has quite a vivid imagination. And I love Die's Macabre outfit, not the one with the mask but where he has the shorter hair. :3
Enjoy? I dunno... xD And this was inspired by Lady Gaga and her horny, stalkerish songs.

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( papa-paparazzi )

Title: Faltering Smile, Seductive Repose. Chapter One: Shiver.
Author: daidetre
Pairing: DiexKaoru
Rating: PG for this chapter, NC-17 overall.

Summary: Kaoru Niikura has built his life on being popular, content living in the bubble of fake friends and high status, caring solely for his own interests. The school's newcomer, Daisuke Andou, is a strange and silent boy, avoided by the other students from day one, labeled a freak for his lack of a voice.

The two should never mix, but of course, fate has other ideas, intent on turning bursting the bubble and turning their lives upside down.

Comments: Written for week one of the D/K Oktoberfest.
Well, I actually like it but I'm ill, so it might be total crap. Seriously, I've been struggling against a nasty cold to get it finished and I might need a lie down in a minute. (Poor me, poor me) I'm always ill around my birthday, every single bloody year. At least I'm not being sick this time xD So yeah... this fic is going to be kinda random, I guess. And the beginning of this chapter is definitely much much stronger than the ending, but I'm just really happy I finally got it done. :3 So I honestly don't care if it sucks, at this moment in time.

I'm determined to actually continue this one, so I may need a kick up the backside or threatening messages in order to do so. xD
Feel free to do either and not just because you want me to update. It makes the world go round. :D Now I'm going to get back to feeling sorry for myself. Enjoy the chapter, if you can.
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Alrite y'aaaaall?! ... .___.
I be back with more shite to assault eyes with. I did that meme again (the itunes one where you write ten drabbles based on the song playing at that moment in time) with Die and Toshiya.
And I've only done five. I haz headache. -______- I'm getting headaches a lot recently. Every day, for the whole day.
So yes, I'll do another five some other time (maybe). 

They're all fucking wussy because I cannae write a feckin kissing scene let alone two men nailing each other. I blame it on lack of experience. Never even been kissed *weeps into hanky* What a sad and sorry life I lead. xD Though most of the time, I don't really care.
I'm sorry. I would most definitely write smut if I could but I can't. 

And, to finish my babbling, my favourite is Try, Try, Try. :3  
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( Drabbles heyaaaah )

Earlier on, I nicked a meme from fonulyn in which you choose a pairing, open up your lovely sparkly itunes and put it on random. Then you write a drabble relating to each of the ten songs that play, within the time limit of that song. And so, these were born. xD I have so many crap songs on my computer, fucking hell.
So I cheated slightly
Anywho, they're all pretty much PG-13 and under. All DiexKaoru, even the ones without names. Pretty much... when they don't have names or details and it's first person, I write as Die. But it doesn't really matter. xD


( drabbles here )

 Title: Undecided
Author: daidetre
Pairing: ToshiyaxKyo 
Rating: PG-13
Summary: "There is nowhere these two can go
having their backs to each other
they cannot even hear the sounds of the rain that pours heavily
They walk with their backs to each other
Where will they go?
One by one, their footsteps disappear
I don't want to part from you, but your words stab my heart, do you see?"
Comment: Originally, I wasn't going to have Die in this at all but the mere thought made me flail around in a state of panic.
So he's in it. But I guess it's a good thing he's in it. He's like... a magical fairy or something. 
Anyway, this was written for a songfic contest and I got given Undecided. And I wanted to see if I could write a pairing without Die. 
So this thing was born. I think I've done quite well... but perhaps could've done better? Reading through it again, I'm not quite sure if I like it. And I've also discovered I can't write kissing scenes... 
I'm so damn hungry as well. D: My poor tummy. 
So yeah... enjoy? Maybe? It's dedicated to my friend Nat for forcing me to not write a DiexToshiya xD

( Sometimes there will be a meeting, sometimes there will be a farewell, )

 Okay, so if you think my writing is bad now... 
I just found my very first LJ with (very short) two Mighty Boosh stories

Ahaha, I can't believe how much I've improved .__. 
Though that was when I was like... 11. 

Bob Fossil hurtled through the door, sending small children flying in the air
I especially like that sentence. xD

OHAI

 Title: Amber
Author: daidetre
Pairing: DiexKyo
Rating: PG. 

Summary: 'The view from here is getting better with you by my side.'

Comments: Alright, another contest fic that had to be based on a picture and a lyric, given to me by the judge.
I was quite lucky with the picture to be honest, since I'd wanted to do a fic based on Amber for some time but never got round to it.
The picture fit really well and the lyric was alright too. But there was a catch, it had to have an element of fantasy to it.
I'm not exactly experienced with the whole fantasy thing to be honest and I didn't want to write about mermaids. So this may be epic fail. And I haven't edited it or anything, either.
In fact I wrote more than half of it with white text so I couldn't read it (in an attempt to wordspill)

Anyway, picture here. 

And STORY TIME!
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 Title: Lithium
Author: daidetre
Pairing: DiexKaoru
Rating: PG. 

Summary: It's better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all. 

Comments: This is dedicated to my friend Isa, who pretty much gave me the plot for it.
I just... tweaked it to fit what I was capable of doing in a short space of time and made it slightly more evil than she intended. 
But her idea was still evil. So blame her and not me. But yeah, if it wasn't for her, I'd still be sitting here, having a heart attack because of accursed writers block.  

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( Just didn't drink enough to say you love me )

 Title: Sajou No Uta
Author: daidetre
Pairing: DiexKaoru
Rating: PG-13? I have no idea. 

Summary: Dreams are often used in stories, and are often a hated plot device. 
But sometimes bad things happen and it's good to wake up just before the terrible ending.

Comments: Another contest entry. Ha, it seems all I do is enter contests. But I want to win at least one of them!
Plus this one seemed really interesting.
Over on good ol' Meebs, there's a thread called 'Things You Hate To See In Stories', which is pretty self explanatory.
The objective was to pick something that someone mentions in that thread and try to make it good. 
I noticed that dreams had been mentioned a lot - people don't seem to like it when dreams are used as a way to get their characters out of sticky situations and thus, this was born out of my weird, warped mind whilst listening to Sajou No Uta. Obviously, I can't title stories and I don't actually know if this is any good. But as it stands, I have a good chance of winning, since I'm the only one that has gotten an entry in. 

I'll shut up. 
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( 不快感。 )
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 Title: Torture Me
Author: daidetre
Pairing: DiexToshiya
Rating: These chapters: PG-13. Overall: NC-17

Summary: 'Please grant me my small wish... love me to the marrow of my bones.

Comments: See, I suck at summaries.
But anyway, I decided to write a chaptered fic. Ahaha... we'll see how long this lasts xD
Nah, I will actually make this one good. Maybe. 
I like it so far. -shuts up. 
The prologue and first chapter are together because I wrote the prologue ages ago but was too lazy to put it up.

( Prologue. )( Chapter One - Umbrella. )

 Things I do for my friends, eh? 
I was basically forced to join a contest over on Mibba that my two friends are judging, in which you get a list of fifty words and have to write a sentence for each, all of which had to be based on one pairing but not a continuous story. 
It was so much harder than it sounds. 

So my pairing was Die and Kaoru and thus, I bring you fifty random sentences.
Some are okay, some are just... bad, some should have been perverted but I shied away from writing something totally sexual. 
I'm a wuss. 

Anyway, I'll shut up. 
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( Gojuu.  )

 This is for the same fluff contest as Taion. 
It's a sequel to Taion, meaning it's Die and Miyavi. 
It's exactly 500 words. And for once, I like it. 

I want to win that contest D: 

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( 金曜日 )

Die and Toshiya. 
546 words

Three little words shouldn't be so hard to say. 
But they always are. 

Inspired by this sentence from OneSentence 

I wanted to tell her I loved her, but complimented her butt instead.
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( toshiya. )

 Die and Miyavi. Just because I felt like it. 
Well... it was written for a contest on Mibba. 
It had to be fluffy and 500 words or under. 

494 words. 

( body temperature. )

Title: Hades
Fandom: Death Note.
Character: L Lawliet, the sweetie scoffing, panda eyed detective that everyone loves. 
Genre: Drabble, hence the length. 

 

( puppet )

 

 Title: Firefly. 
Author: Myself.
Pairing: Die and Kyo.
Rating: PG-13. It's not pretty. 
Summary: He's broken and you just can't fix him, Kyo.
Comment: Okay, this is just a drabble. Nothing more, nothing less. 
I could've added more to it but I didn't. I wanted it to be raw and brutal. 
Disclaimer: I don't own Die or Kyo, much to my dismay. And this was written because I enjoy writing. Not for money. 

( Bones. )